Hello, I’ve entered this photo of my snake into a Christmas competition at my local pet store, it’s to win a gift voucher which would help pay for my snakes food. I was hoping that would could post it and this link in case anyone would like to help me win, he is pretty damn adorable in it :)
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Micro Moz is impatient to know who will win him in the calendar buyers’ prize draw. There are just NINE EIGHT calendars left to sell before he finds out. You could also win a Knitted Moz mug. Grab your chance to win while stocks last - calendars are just £6 each!